The Vortons are devouring the universe and only a bewildered crew of no-hopers – led by a hundred-year-old playwright – can save the day.

They’ll have to journey across realities, from the sinister Forest of Eyes to the edge of the galaxy, matching wits with the oddball and oblique, hurtling from abandoned suburbs to the orbit of dying stars.

The Mudcrabs (Melbourne University Comedy Revue Board) are the most prolific comedy group on campus, awarded the Industrious Creativity Award for our 2017 body of work from the Union’s Creative Arts Department, among several nominations including outstanding comedy, outstanding direction and audience engagement. This is our first long-form narrative work and we’d love for you to come along on this kaleidoscopic comedy adventure.

Warning: Contains moderate coarse language, adult themes(staged violence)