If you’re a capable, high-achieving person with a sound sleep pattern and a strong coping mechanism, then this show is not for you.

In fact, if you dare come to the show, the rest of us will wipe our grubby, wine-stained hands on your white shirt and boo you.

This show is for everyone hanging on to sanity by the tips of their fingernails. It is the upside to being down. There will be breathing exercises. There will be singing. There will be a crowd-sourced erotic fiction about a billionaire Big Foot monster impregnating his Werewolf sister… BYO Valium.