In 2026 Lloyd will have been a professional stand-up comedian for 20 years. And it doesn’t get any easier. Not the comedy but writing these little blurbs.

A brand-new stand-up comedy show from a man that sounds like a YouTube video played at half speed. Come along and hear about Lloyd’s problems with every other single person on earth. May contain jokes about giraffes, clouds and salt.

As seen on Have You Been Paying Attention?, Thank God You’re Here, Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee, The Hundred With Andy Lee.

‘A collection of absolutely top-class standalone jokes.’ The Guardian

‘Brilliant, charming, understated.’ The Independent (UK)